Question: I know what my job is,
The point has been made.
You say I have a big head,
And you're right, I'm afraid.
Put me in my place,
And then leave me alone.
What I need most,
Is someone to drive me home.
The point has been made.
You say I have a big head,
And you're right, I'm afraid.
Put me in my place,
And then leave me alone.
What I need most,
Is someone to drive me home.
Answer: A Nail!
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Question: What comes up, but never comes down?
Answer: Your age.
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Question: A man listened to the radio, walked up stairs, turned on the light and killed himeself. WHY?
Answer: The man is a lighthouse keeper. it was late at night and very dark when the man listened to the radio. When he heard the news on the radio that a big ship had crashed onto shore and killed many people he became very shameful that he had forgotten to turn on the light to the lighthouse. Therefore taking the blame for the deaths of all the people onboard the ship, he killed himself.
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Question: A drunk man came home riding in his car at night. Got to his home walked up the stairs in his one story house and turned off the light and fell asleep. When he woke up the next day he looked out the only window in the house and he saw something that scared him to death.
What scared him to death and how can he walk up on stairs in a one story house?
What scared him to death and how can he walk up on stairs in a one story house?
Answer: How he can walk up stairs in a one story house is that he lived in a lighthouse and when he turned the only light off in the lighthouse all the boats crashed on the shore and he saw a boat coming toward him
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Question: There was a dude that had 2 roosters! He went to check on them, and found out that they laid 100 eggs! So he sold them for 1000 dollars! How much was each egg?
Answer: If you said 10each, you were wrong, roosters dont lay eggs!!
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Question: A woman has 7 children. Half of them are boys. How can this be possible?
Answer: ALL the children are boys, so 1/2 half are boys and so is the other half.
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Question: I Turn Polar Bears WHite
I Make Boys Have To Pee
I Make Girls Brush Their Hair
I Turn Pancakes Brown
If You Toutch Me Ill Pop
If You Look At Me You'll Pop
Can You Solve This Riddle?
I Make Boys Have To Pee
I Make Girls Brush Their Hair
I Turn Pancakes Brown
If You Toutch Me Ill Pop
If You Look At Me You'll Pop
Can You Solve This Riddle?
Answer: No You Cannot
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Question: A king decided to let a prisoner try to escape the prison with his life. The king placed 2 marbles in a jar that was glued to a table. One of the marbles was supposed to be black, and one was supposed to be blue.
If the prisoner could pick the blue marble, he would escape the prison with his life. If he picked the black marble, he would be executed. However, the king was very mean, and he wickedly placed 2 black marbles in the jars and no blue marbles. The prisoner witnessed the king only putting 2 black marbles in the jars.
If the jar was not see-through and the jar was glued to the table and that the prisoner was mute so he could not say anything, how did he escape with his life?
If the prisoner could pick the blue marble, he would escape the prison with his life. If he picked the black marble, he would be executed. However, the king was very mean, and he wickedly placed 2 black marbles in the jars and no blue marbles. The prisoner witnessed the king only putting 2 black marbles in the jars.
If the jar was not see-through and the jar was glued to the table and that the prisoner was mute so he could not say anything, how did he escape with his life?
Answer: The prisoner grabbed one of the marbles from the jar and concealed it in his hand. He then swallowed it, and picked up the other marble and showed everyone. The marble was black, and since the other marble was swallowed, it was assumed to be the blue one. So the mean king had to set him free
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Question: Of no use to one
Yet absolute bliss to two.
The small boy gets it for nothing.
The young man has to lie for it.
The old man has to buy it.
The baby's right,
The lover's privilege,
The hypocrite's mask.
To the young girl, faith;
To the married woman, hope;
To the old maid, charity.
Yet absolute bliss to two.
The small boy gets it for nothing.
The young man has to lie for it.
The old man has to buy it.
The baby's right,
The lover's privilege,
The hypocrite's mask.
To the young girl, faith;
To the married woman, hope;
To the old maid, charity.
Answer: A Kiss
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Question: Why did a man raise both his hands, laugh, and then suddenly leave the building?
Answer: The man was a robber, and while he was stealing from a house he heard the homeowner's parrot say "Freeze!" He thought it was the police, so he raised his hands. When he realized that it was only a bird, he laughed at his own stupidity and quickly left the building.
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