Question: what did the fly say to the bee

Question: pretend you were living in the land of ozdukes. if you commited a crime, you had two ways to die: get hanged or get shot in the head. before you die, you are allowed to say one last statement. you would get hanged if you lied and get shot if you tell the truth. heres the question: what can you say to save yourself if you commited a crime?

Question: a man is found dead in the closet at an amish house. the suspects r: Wife- said was cleaning the kitchen. Maid-Said she was cleaning the closet. Son- said he was playing basketabll Daughter- said she was on the computer. the murderer automatically got arrested, who is the murderer?

Question: I travel around the world and yet stuck in a corner place.
Always have a number but never a name on my royal face!
It might be tight but you will get me right ,
Do think of my mighty place

Question: Kings and Queens may cling to power, and the Jesters got his call. But as you may discover the common one out ranks them all.
What is It?

Question: a girl went over to the u.s on the 4th of july and partyed for 3 days and came back on the 4th of july . how did she do that ?

Question: what runs but never walks.
what has a mouth but nevber talks???

Question: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half...
How long does it take two chickens to lay two eggs?

Question: whats black and white and red all over

Question: I throw her in the air, she falls down: I throw her down, she rises in the air?