Question:


I never was, am always to be,

No one ever saw me, nor ever will

And yet I am the confidence of all

To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball

Question:

I can sizzle like bacon,

I am made with an egg,

I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,

I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole,

I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole,

What am I?

Question: Which would you rather or a peanut?

Question: What traps warmth,
Sprays forth ice and water,
Yet slips through your fingers with ease?

Question: a docter was leaving the hospital late at night, when a guy with dark clothes on mugged him. The mugger told the docter "hey doc, give me all your money". The docter went to the police the next day. The police found two fugitives. The police interviewed them both, not telling them that the person who was mugged was a docter. The first guy was a street thug who sold drugs. the police asked the first guy were he was the previous night. the thug said. "listen i didnt do nothin, i didnt rape nobody, kill nobody, mugg nobody, or sell drugs to anyone. The police asked the second guy, He was he was well known person who lived by the hospital. They asked him the same question as the first guy. He responded. "i didnt mugg no docter.

who mugged the docter

Question: a mother and her child went shopping and the mother wanted to buy her child a present for his birthday. She didn't want her child to know what she was getting him so she decided to send her child to pick a present from the toy section.

Why did she do this?

Question: There are 20 people in an empty, square room. Each person has full sight of the entire room and everyone in it without turning his head or body, or moving in any way (other than the eyes). Where can you place an apple so that all but one person can see it?

Question: There are eight people who like each other? Rhonda likes Jim. Tom likes Amber. Cameron likes Britney. Will likes Katie. They all know that they're liked by at least someone. The question is, who is loved? *Hint think about the *words in this statement...

Question: What did one math book say toanother?

Question: There are two teams team A and team B on team A no one was playing. In the middle of the match no one scored on team A, and at the end of the match team A still won. How did team A win?