Question: What is the last thing you take off before you get into bed?

Question: how many cookies can you eat on an empty stomach

Question: What fish can you see better at night?

Question: if april showers bring may flowers, what do may flowers bring?

Question: No sooner spoken than broken. What is it?

Question: Here is this guy he goes to a pet store.He stills a dog, didnt like it so he put it back.He went back the next day and stole a cat and thought the pig was fat so, he put the pig back.He didnt like the dog so he put the cat back.He never had the dog so he put it back.He went to tell his friends but they were not home.So he went back home and saw a dead cat.He started playing with it but it cut him so he shot the dog. The next day he saw the pig had killed the cat because it sat on it.He doent like the cow so he eats the beacon.He played with the dog and shot it but the cat is dead the pig is dead and the dog is dead

SO WHICH ANIMAL DID HE REALLY STILL?????

Question: A logician with some time to kill in a small town decided to get a haircut. The town had only two barbers, each with his own shop. The logician glanced into one shop and saw that it was extremely untidy. The barber needed a shave, his clothes were unkempt, his hair was badly cut. The other shop was extremely neat. The barber was freshly shaved and spotlessly dressed, his hair neatly trimmed.

Why did the logician return to the first shop for his haircut?

Question: Angels fly, planes fly, butterflies, and birds fly. What doesn't fly?

Question: A MAN WALKED INTO A BAR AND ORDERED A GLASS OF WATER. THE BARTENDER PULLED OUT A GUN! THE MAN WHO ORDERED THE WATER SAID THANK YOU AND WALKED AWAY. WHY?

Question: What won't break if you throw it off the highest building in the world, but will break if you place it in the ocean?