Question: whats ugly mean and screams all day
Answer: your teacher.....
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Question: Whats greater then God,
But worse then the Devil?
Poor people have it,
Rich people want for it,
And you eat it you die?
But worse then the Devil?
Poor people have it,
Rich people want for it,
And you eat it you die?
Answer: Nothing!
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Question: Two boys and a man need to cross a river. They can only use the canoe. It will hold only the man OR the two boys' weight. How can they all get across safely?
Answer: The two boys go across. One of them get out. The other one goes back. He gets out and the man gets in. He goes across. Then the man gets out and the other boy gets in and goes across. Then the boy that was left gets in and now they both go across together
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Question: Many kids want to skate on me but if they tried they would die.What am I
Answer: The rings of Saturn
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Question: IF A PLANE CRASHED ON A ISLAND WERE WOULD THEY BURY THE SURVIVOR?
Answer: HES ALIVE Y WOULD U BURY HIM
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Question: Who wants to be filled but will always be empty?
Answer: Library.
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Question: What is seen but never heard it trys to be heard but always fails only to be seen by the people who beleive.
Answer: an imaginary friend
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Question: There is a pink house made of bricks, a blue house made of bricks, an orange house made of bricks. What color bricks is a greenhouse made of
What the miser spends and the spendthrift saves
And all men carry to their graves?
What the miser spends and the spendthrift saves
And all men carry to their graves?
Answer: A greenhouse is made of glass or plastic, not bricks
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Question: As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives. Each wife had seven sacks. Each sack had seven cats. Each cat had seven kits.
Wives, sacks, cats, and kits. How many were going to St. Ives?
Wives, sacks, cats, and kits. How many were going to St. Ives?
Answer: One, me.
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Question: Obi-wan is white Darth Maul is red What color is Yoda?
Answer: Green! of course any star wars fan would know this
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