Riddle:
How can you tell if a vampire is sick?
Answer: By how much he's coffin.
Riddle:
All about, but cannot be seen, can be captured, cannot be held, no throat, but can be heard. What is it?
Answer: The wind.
Riddle:
Mary's father has five children. They are Nana, Nene, Nini, and Nono.
What is the fifth childs name?
Answer: Mary.
Riddle:
What did the British man lose when he spent his money working out at the gym?
Answer: Pounds.
Riddle:
What has legs but cannot walk?
Answer: A chair.
Riddle:
What type of house weighs the least?
Answer: A lighthouse.
Riddle:
The cost of making only the maker knows, Valueless if bought, but sometimes traded. A poor man may give one as easily as a king. When one is broken pain and deceit are assured. What is it?
Answer: Promise.
Riddle:
What's the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?
Answer: A jeweler sells watches and a jailer watches cells.
Riddle:
What can you put in a barrel, that will make the barrel lighter?
Answer: A Hole.
Riddle:
What ancient device allows people to traverse through walls?
Answer: Doors.
Riddle:
What's the best kind of fruit to sit on?
Answer: A Chair-y! The answer is a play on words with the word cherry.
Riddle:
What is the most complex thing man has yet we use it every day?
Answer: The Brain.
Riddle:
What welcomes you with open arms, but many people try to avoid it?
Answer: Death.
Riddle:
What has no beginning, no end, and nothing in the middle?
Answer: A doughnut (also a donut) or an ellipse like a circle and oval.
Riddle:
An old billionaire offers a million-dollar prize to whoever can guess what he is thinking of. Plenty of people tried but they old got it wrong, until one young boy came up. Soon after, the boy walked away a millionaire. What did he guess?
Answer: The boy said, "You are thinking of something you thought I wouldn't guess". The boy was right by technicality.
Riddle:
What eleven-letter English word does everyone pronounce incorrectly?
Answer: Incorrectly!
Riddle:
What loses it's head in the morning, and gets it back at night?
Answer: A Pillow.
Riddle:
What is often returned but never borrowed?
Answer: Thanks.
Riddle:
What always was, yet can never be?
Answer: Yesterday.
Riddle:
What is type of room has no windows, no furniture and nobody lives in it?
Answer: A mushroom.
