Riddle: A Panda Bear walked into a restaurant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter. He then left the restaurant. After the police caught up with him, they asked him why he had killed the waiter. He replied, "Look me up in the dictionary." What did the dictionary say?
Answer: When they looked up the word "Panda" in the dictionary, it stated, "Panda: Eats shoots and leaves."
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Riddle: I start off red, then I am halved, and turn blue. I am then halved once again, and turn pink. What am I ?
Answer: Australian notes (money) $20 note is red $10 note is blue And a $5 note is pink!
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A Sneeze
Author: Chris Oliver
Riddle: What's a foot long, made of leather, and sounds like a sneeze?
Answer: A-Shoe.
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Dry Water
Author: Chris Oliver
Riddle: I can be half without getting thinner. I can shine with no fire. I can be hidden but never taken. I can stay dry while moving the ocean. What am I?
Answer: The Moon.
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Union Trail
Author: Chris Oliver
Riddle: A trail, a union, together tied. Come across me and you will find, you cannot change the course I'm on, without me you can't travel on. What am I?
Answer: Railroad Tracks.
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Riddle: Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Answer: Because he wanted to go to high school.
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Let's Ride!!
Author: Christian Middleton
Riddle: What is a good car for a cell phone?
Answer: A Charger.
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Riddle: What is the universe's favorite beverage?
Answer: Infini-tea!
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Insects And Animals
Author: Sidney Huang
Riddle: What is a wasp's favorite article of clothing?
Answer: A Yellowjacket!
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Insects
Author: Sidney Huang
Riddle: What is a bee's favorite article of clothing?
Answer: A beanie!
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