Riddle:
Why were outlaws the strongest men in the Old West?
Answer: They could hold up trains.
Riddle:
Why did outlaws sleep on the ground after robbing a bank?
Answer: They wanted to lie low.
Riddle:
Why did the prison about to get hanged say when he got pardoned?
Answer: "No noose is good noose."
Riddle:
Which way did the thief go when he stole the computer?
Answer: Data-way.
Riddle:
What common English word has the 3 letter consecutive sequence, "XOP"?
Answer: Sa-xop-hone.
Riddle:
What number squared = 12345678987654321?
Answer: 111,111,111
Riddle:
A rogue pilot was about to bomb Germany! The commad was given, the hatch was opened and the bomb was released.
Why didn't it ever hit the ground?
Answer: The plane was flying upside down!
Riddle:
The body of a woman is found in bed. Tere are no signs of violence and no marks of any kind on her body. The only evidence is a pair of scissors lying next to her.
How did she die?
Answer: She had drowned. The women was found on a waterbed that had been punctured by scissors while she was slept.
Riddle:
Craig died in Florida. Shortly after, Tracy died at sea. Nobody mourned, In fact, everyone was absolutey delighted.
Why?
Answer: They were both hurricanes.
Riddle:
A horse jumps over a tower and the tower disappears. It's not an illusion or a dream.
So where could this happen?
Answer: On a chessboard.
