Riddle: Why did the sherriff arrest the cook?
Answer: Because he was beating the eggs.
Riddle: What did the thief get for stealing the calendar?
Answer: 12 Months.
Riddle: Why was the photographer arrested?
Answer: He shot his customers and blew them up.
Riddle: Why was the fisherman arrested?
Answer: For packing a rod.
Riddle: What kind of candy would a prisoner want before he is executed?
Answer: A Life Saver.
Riddle: What shows do prisoners like to put on?
Answer: A cell-out (sell out).
Riddle: What do you call someone that steals soap?
Answer: A dirty crook.
Riddle: What is an executioners favorite hobby?
Answer: Hang gliding.
Riddle: How do hangmen keep up with current events?
Answer: They read the noose-paper.
Riddle: What did the hangman get his wife for her birthday?
Answer: A Choker.