Riddle:
How can you tell the difference between dogs and trees?
Answer: By their bark.
Riddle:
I scream,
You scream,
We all scream.
For what?
Answer: Ice cream.
Riddle:
I walked through a field of wheat,
I picked up something good to eat,
It was white and had no bone,
In twenty-one days it walked alone.
What did I pick up?
Answer: An Egg.
Riddle:
Why couldn't Goldilocks sleep?
Answer: Because of nightbears.
Riddle:
Mr. Blue lives in a blue house, Mrs. Pink lives in a pink house and Mr. Red lives in a red house. Who lives in the White House?
Answer: The President.
Riddle:
How do you make a poisonous snake cry?
Answer: Take aways it rattle.
Riddle:
If you have two coins which total 35 cents and one of the coins is not a dime, what are the two coins?
Answer: A quarter and a dime. One coin is not a dime, but the other one is.
Riddle:
No matter how smart you are, there is one thing you will always overlook. What is it?
Answer: Your own nose.
Riddle:
When I point up it's bright, but when I point down it's dark. What am I?
Answer: A Light Switch.
Riddle:
What animal keeps the best time?
Answer: A Watchdog.
Riddle:
How do vampires like their food served?
Answer: In bite-size pieces.
Riddle:
The things I bite, they don't bleed,
I don't bite until you push me;
I bring my victims together each time I bite,
But they'll come undone if you pull it just right.
What am I?
Answer: A Stapler.
Riddle:
What has one eye but cannot see?
Answer: A needle.
Riddle:
A boy fell off of a 100 foot ladder, but he did not get hurt. How is this possible?
Answer: He was only on the first step.
Riddle:
Everyone has it but no one can lose it. What is it?
Answer: A shadow.
Riddle:
It is bigger than a grey elephant yet weighs nothing.
What is it?
Answer: The elephants shadow.
Riddle:
I am served at a table, In gatherings of two or four; Served small, white and round. You'll love some, And that's part of the fun. What am I?
Answer: Ping Pong Balls.
Riddle:
How do monkeys make toast?
Answer: They put it under the g'rilla
Riddle:
Why did the outlaw steal the deck of cards?
Answer: He heard there were 13 diamonds in it.
