Riddle:
What did Sir Lancelot wear to bed?
Answer: A knight gown!
Riddle:
What is the hardest key to turn?
Answer: A don-key
Riddle:
You go at red but stop at green. What am I?
Answer: Watermelon! You eat the red part, and you stop eating at the green part.
Riddle:
What is the longest word in the dictionary?
Answer: Smiles (there is a mile between the two S's)
Riddle:
There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. He has a wife and 2 kids. What does he weigh?
Answer: Meat.
Riddle:
Pick a number from 1-10, multiply it by 2, add ten, divide it by 2, now subtract the number that you have from the number you picked. What is it?
Answer: Do you have 5?
Riddle:
What is faster hot or cold?
Answer: Hot, you can easily catch a cold.
Riddle:
What happened to the broken-down frog?
Answer: It got toad (towed) away.
Riddle:
Why do skeletons go on vacations alone?
Answer: Because they have no-body to go with.
Riddle:
Where do you take a sick pirate ship?
Answer: To the dock!
Riddle:
What relation would your father's sister's sister-in-law be to you?
Answer: This person would be your mother.
Riddle:
What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?
Answer: Claus-traophobic.
Riddle:
What jack has a head but no body?
Answer: Jack-o-lantern.
Riddle:
Where can you learn to make ice cream?
Answer: In sundae school.
Riddle:
What question can never be answered with a Yes?
Answer: Are you asleep?
Riddle:
What boy wizard magically grew a beard each night?
Answer: Hairy Potter.
Riddle:
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Answer: Because he wanted to go to high school.
Riddle:
When was the latest year that is the same upside down?
Answer: 1961.
Riddle:
How many of each type of animal did Moses take on the Ark?
Answer: None, it was Noah.
