Riddle:
On a fine sunny day, a ship was in the harbor. All of a sudden the ship began to sink. There was no storm and nothing wrong with the ship yet it sank right in front of the spectators' eyes. What caused the ship to sink?
Answer: The "Submarine" Captain ordered the crew to dive.
Riddle:
If you screw a light bulb into a socket by turning the bulb toward the right with your right hand, which way would you turn the socket with your left hand in order to unscrew it while holding the bulb stationary?
Answer: To the right. It's always the same direction.
Riddle:
What pets make stirring music?
Answer: Trumpets.
Riddle:
Why are 1999 ten pound notes worth more than 1993 ten pound notes?
Answer: Because there are more of them!
Riddle:
When is a bump like a hat?
Answer: When it is felt.
Riddle:
With what two animals do you always go to bed?
Answer: Two calves.
Riddle:
What did the faucet say to the shower?
Answer: "You're a big drip."
Riddle:
I have a bee in my hand. What is in my eye?
Answer: Beauty, as beauty is in the eye of the BEE-holder.
Riddle:
I am a tick, I am usually black or white, You will find me on many clothing, People think I am cool.
What am I?
Answer: The Nike Symbol.
Riddle:
What do angels sing in the shower?
Answer: Soul.
Riddle:
What does a rain cloud wear under their raincoat?
Answer: Thunderware.
Riddle:
When are you most likely to see through a man?
Answer: When he has a pain (pane) in his stomach.
Riddle:
Who has red bumps and is the fastest gun in the west?
Answer: Rootin' Tootin' Raspberry.
Riddle:
How can you catch a unique rabbit?
Answer: You u-neak up on it.
Riddle:
What is served, but not by a waiter; and an ace but not a card?
Answer: A volleyball: A volleyball serve that drops without the opposing team touching it is called an ace. Also, a tennis ball. In tennis, an ace is a legal serve that is not touched by the receiver, winning the point for the server.
Riddle:
What wears an eyepatch and robs ships at night?
Answer: A vampirate.
Riddle:
What country would you send a man to for his appetite?
Answer: To Hungary.
Riddle:
There are 4 borthers 3 of them want to buy a television which is 30 pounds. Each of them pay 10 pound each they give the money to the fourth brother and asked him to go into town and buy the television. When he got there the man said there was 5 pounds off so the fourth brother took the 5 pound and television and left. He decided to make some money out of this so he took 2 pounds and give the other 3 pounds to his brothers. So the 3 brothers only payed 9 pounds each. 3 times 9 is 27 were is the last pound?
Answer: Add 3 on to 25 = 28 then add 2
Riddle:
Who do witches stop for on the highway?
Answer: Witch-hikers.
Riddle:
What kind of can never needs a can-opener?
Answer: A pelican!
