Riddle:
If you screw a light bulb into a socket by turning the bulb toward the right with your right hand, which way would you turn the socket with your left hand in order to unscrew it while holding the bulb stationary?
Answer: To the right. It's always the same direction.
Riddle:
When is a bump like a hat?
Answer: When it is felt.
Riddle:
What did the faucet say to the shower?
Answer: "You're a big drip."
Riddle:
With what two animals do you always go to bed?
Answer: Two calves.
Riddle:
I have a bee in my hand. What is in my eye?
Answer: Beauty, as beauty is in the eye of the BEE-holder.
Riddle:
I am a tick, I am usually black or white, You will find me on many clothing, People think I am cool.
What am I?
Answer: The Nike Symbol.
Riddle:
What do angels sing in the shower?
Answer: Soul.
Riddle:
What does a rain cloud wear under their raincoat?
Answer: Thunderware.
Riddle:
How can you catch a unique rabbit?
Answer: You u-neak up on it.
Riddle:
When are you most likely to see through a man?
Answer: When he has a pain (pane) in his stomach.
Riddle:
What is served, but not by a waiter; and an ace but not a card?
Answer: A volleyball: A volleyball serve that drops without the opposing team touching it is called an ace. Also, a tennis ball. In tennis, an ace is a legal serve that is not touched by the receiver, winning the point for the server.
Riddle:
Who has red bumps and is the fastest gun in the west?
Answer: Rootin' Tootin' Raspberry.
Riddle:
What wears an eyepatch and robs ships at night?
Answer: A vampirate.
Riddle:
What country would you send a man to for his appetite?
Answer: To Hungary.
Riddle:
There are 4 borthers 3 of them want to buy a television which is 30 pounds. Each of them pay 10 pound each they give the money to the fourth brother and asked him to go into town and buy the television. When he got there the man said there was 5 pounds off so the fourth brother took the 5 pound and television and left. He decided to make some money out of this so he took 2 pounds and give the other 3 pounds to his brothers. So the 3 brothers only payed 9 pounds each. 3 times 9 is 27 were is the last pound?
Answer: Add 3 on to 25 = 28 then add 2
Riddle:
Who do witches stop for on the highway?
Answer: Witch-hikers.
Riddle:
What kind of can never needs a can-opener?
Answer: A pelican!
Riddle:
When is the best time to have lunch?
Answer: After breakfast.
Riddle:
Who's St. Patrick's favorite superhero?
Answer: Green Lantern!
