Riddle:
Why didn't the 11 year old enter the pirate movie?
Answer: It was rated "ARR".
Riddle:
Larry is dead the window is open. There is a glass and water on the floor, and Mary is sleeping.
What happened?
Answer: Larry is a fish. the breeze from the window knocked over his fishbowl it broke and he died from no water.
Riddle:
Does a giraffe get a sore throat if it gets wet feet?
Answer: Yes, but not until the following week.
Riddle:
Why are elephants so smart?
Answer: Because they have lots of gray matter.
Riddle:
What kind of dog has no tail?
Answer: A hot dog.
Riddle:
Why is a dirty rug like a bad boy?
Answer: Both need beating.
Riddle:
Does Brittain have a 4th of July?
Answer: Yes, it also have July 1, 2, 3, 5 and so on.
Riddle:
If a rooster lays an egg on the ridge of a roof, which side will the egg fall?
Answer: Rooster’s don’t lay eggs. Hen’s do.
Riddle:
A man leaves home on foot one evening, makes three left turns, and arrives back home to find two masked men waiting there. Who are they?
Answer: The catcher and the umpire - the man has made a home run in a baseball game.
Riddle:
You draw a line. Without touching it, how do you make the line longer?
Answer: You draw a shorter line next to it, and then it becomes the longer line.
Riddle:
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
Answer: A mush-room.
Riddle:
What would you get if you crossed a giraffe with a rooster?
Answer: You'd get an animal that wakes people who live on the top floor.
Riddle:
What does a skunk do when it gets angry?
Answer: It raises a stink.
Riddle:
What has one eye but cannot see?
Answer: A needle.
Riddle:
There are eight lemons in a bowl. You take three of them. How many lemons do you have now?
Answer: You have three lemons–the ones you took.
Riddle:
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
Answer: Three skunks eating a pickle.
Riddle:
You walk into a room and see a bed. On the bed, there are two dogs, four cats, a giraffe, five cows, and a duck. There are also three chickens flying above the bed. How many legs are on the floor?
Answer: There are six legs on the floor. All of the animals are on the bed and no other furniture is mentioned in the room. Four legs from the bed and your two legs because you are standing in the room.
Riddle:
What has 4 legs and only 1 foot?
Answer: A Bed.
Riddle:
It's 7:00 am. You are asleep and there is a sudden knock on the door. Behind the door are your parents, who came to have breakfast. In your fridge: bread, milk (pasteurized!), juice, and a jar of jam. What do you open first?
Answer: Your eyes.
