Riddle:
I am never right. I am often mistaken for being true. I am deceptive and many people use me as an enemy disguised as a friend. What am I?
Answer: A lie.
Riddle:
What insect does a blacksmith manufacture?
Answer: He makes the firefly.
Riddle:
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Answer: Arrgh! Aye Matey! (Arrgh! I'm 80!)
Riddle:
With a single eye and crooked nose, I belong where one does propose. I am at the end, a single clue, as to what is being asked of you. What am I?
Answer: A question mark Note: can remove the last sentence to make it harder
Riddle:
Where do Dutch hamsters live?
Answer: In Ham-sterdam.
Riddle:
What has four wheels and flies?
Answer: A garbage truck.
Riddle:
What do elves make a sandwich with?
Answer: Shortbread.
Riddle:
How do you make a strawberry shake?
Answer: Tell it a scary story!
Riddle:
How did Frosty know he had dandruff?
Answer: Because of the Snow-Flakes.
Riddle:
What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?
Answer: A deck of cards.
Riddle:
I purge all that is evil and keep all that is true. Unless you speak, I can delete what you said. My usefulness has faded with the use of a pen. I am usually made of rubber, yet I am not a toy. I am both pink, and white, but also blue, or green. Do not forget me, as I can be your best friend. What am I?
Answer: An eraser.
Riddle:
I can be given, I can be taken, but I can't be moved. What am I?
Answer: A bath.
Riddle:
Why was the chicken forbidden from sending e-mails?
Answer: Because he kept using fowl language.
Riddle:
Why do dolphins swim in salt water?
Answer: Pepper makes them sneeze.
Riddle:
If it cracks, it does not need replacement or repair. What is it?
Answer: Ice.
Riddle:
What animal keeps the best time?
Answer: A Watchdog
Riddle:
You need me to see me,
I can be quite pretty;
I come in different shades,
But no shapes or sizes;
What am I?
Answer: An eye.
Riddle:
What language do chimpanzees speak?
Answer: Chimp-anese.
Riddle:
What has all the letters of the alphabet but not in the correct order?
Answer: A keyboard!
Riddle:
What did the computer eat on the moon?
Answer: Spacebars!
