Riddle:
What do you call a magician who lost his magic?
Answer: Ian.
Riddle:
A mile from end to end, Yet as close to you as a friend. A precious commodity, freely given. Seen on the dead and on the living. Found on the rich, poor, short, and tall, But shared among children most of all. What is it?
Answer: A simple smile.
Riddle:
What three common songs have the same melody?
Answer: Baa Baa Black Sheep, Twinkle twinkle little star, and the Alphabet song! All kid songs
Riddle:
Why can't a woman, who is now living in Canada, not be buried in the USA?
Answer: Because she is still alive!
Riddle:
If a rooster laid 11 eggs and the farmer took 5 of them and another rooster laid 14 eggs and 5 of them were rotten. How many eggs were left?
Answer: 0, Roosters don't lay eggs.
Riddle:
What kind of music is played inside the vehicle?
Answer: Car-tunes.
Riddle:
Lobi's brother is MobiLodi's brother is ModiLofi's brother is MofiLoki's brother is ____HINT: It's a four-letter word
Answer: Thor.
Riddle:
Where are you guaranteed to find gold on St. Patrick's Day?
Answer: In the dictionary!
Riddle:
What grows under your nose?
Answer: Tulips (Two Lips).
Riddle:
Who is it that rows quickly with four oars but never comes out from under his own roof?
Answer: A Turtle.
Riddle:
What is more amazing than a talking dog?
Answer: A spelling bee.
Riddle:
A man was looking through a 6th floor window, thought for a minute then jumped, but did not die or get hurt at all. How?
Answer: He jumped in the window. He was outside the window He was a window washer!!!
Riddle:
What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?
Answer: An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants.
Riddle:
Who does the ocean date?
Answer: It goes out with the tide.
Riddle:
What has teeth but can not eat?
Answer: A comb.
Riddle:
Why is it always hot at the end of a football game?
Answer: Because all of the FANS have gone home.
Riddle:
A guy bet his neighbor 50 bucks that his dog could jump higher than a house. Thinking this was not possible, the neighbor took the bet and lost.
Why did he lose the bet?
Answer:
A house can not jump!
Riddle:
Why can't a leopard hide?
Answer: Because he's always spotted!
Riddle:
What body of water was named after a famous spy?
Answer: James Pond.
