Riddle:
What do you call a magician who lost his magic?
Answer: Ian.
Riddle:
How many Easter eggs can you put into an empty basket?
Answer: Only one, because after that it is no longer empty.
Riddle:
What do cats call mice on a skateboard?
Answer: Meals on wheels!
Riddle:
What Time Is It When An Elephant Sits on Your Chair?
Answer: Time to get a new chair.
Riddle:
What is the difference between a booger and broccoli?
Answer: Kids won't eat broccoli.
Riddle:
What is has ten letters word that starts with gas?
Answer: Automobile.
Riddle:
What kind of rocks are found in the Mississippi River?
Answer: Wet ones.
Riddle:
A mile from end to end, Yet as close to you as a friend. A precious commodity, freely given. Seen on the dead and on the living. Found on the rich, poor, short, and tall, But shared among children most of all. What is it?
Answer: A simple smile.
Riddle:
A man was born in 1898 He is still alive now at the age 33 How is this possible ?
Answer: he was born in room 1898 in the hospital
Riddle:
Why won't a leopard take a bath with you?
Answer: It doesn't want to come out spotless.
Riddle:
What asks, but never answers?
Answer: An owl.
Riddle:
What is the easiest way to throw a ball, have it stop, and completely reverse direction after traveling a short distance?
Answer: Toss it straight up in the air.
Riddle:
What three common songs have the same melody?
Answer: Baa Baa Black Sheep, Twinkle twinkle little star, and the Alphabet song! All kid songs
Riddle:
Lobi's brother is MobiLodi's brother is ModiLofi's brother is MofiLoki's brother is ____HINT: It's a four-letter word
Answer: Thor.
Riddle:
What can be forever wound up but never annoyed?
Answer: A jack in the box.
Riddle:
A man was looking through a 6th floor window, thought for a minute then jumped, but did not die or get hurt at all. How?
Answer: He jumped in the window. He was outside the window He was a window washer!!!
Riddle:
What state is known for its tiny beverages?
Answer: Minnesota! Mini-Soda.
Riddle:
What kind of music is played inside the vehicle?
Answer: Car-tunes.
Riddle:
Who does the ocean date?
Answer: It goes out with the tide.
Riddle:
I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champane bubble. If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop. Can you guess the riddle?
Answer: The answer to this riddle is "No". The question is "Can you guess the riddle?" and "Not what turns polar bears white?", etc. Some other suggested solutions have been: Pressure and water. However, pressure doesn't turn a polar bear white and water doesn't turn pancakes brown.
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