Riddle:
How do you divide the sea in half?
Answer: With a sea saw.
Riddle:
What's the quickest way to make oil boil?
Answer: Add the letter B.
Riddle:
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Answer: I'll meet you at the corner.
Riddle:
What did baby corn say to mother corn?
Answer: Where is pop-corn?
Riddle:
How many bananas can you eat on an empty stomach?
Answer: One. Then its not empty anymore.
Riddle:
How do you spot a modern spider?
Answer: She has a Web Site.
Riddle:
What always goes to bed with shoes on?
Answer: A Horse.
Riddle:
Why did Sally throw butter out of the top window of a 20-story building?
Answer: Sally wanted to see a butter fly!
Riddle:
What do grape students do when they have a question?
Answer: Rais-in their hand!
Riddle:
What do you throw out to use and take in when you're done?
Answer: An anchor.
Riddle:
What clothing does a house wear?
Answer: A dress. Address, get it?
Riddle:
Where do sheep get a hair cut?
Answer: The baa-baa shop!
Riddle:
How do trees surf the internet?
Answer: They Log in!
Riddle:
I am a riddle that the answer is gone. Get it right, you have until dawn. What is it?
Answer: Gone.
Riddle:
How do cows count?
Answer: They use a 'cow'nter.
Riddle:
How does a penguin build houses?
Answer: Igloos it together.
Riddle:
What kind of spells do leprechauns use?
Answer: Lucky Charms!
Riddle:
What do you serve that you can't eat?
Answer: A tennis ball.
Riddle:
In Ancient Egypt, what music did the mummies like most?
Answer: Wrap Music.
