Riddle:
What do race car drivers eat for breakfast?
Answer: Fast food.
Riddle:
Where is the AD before BC, tomorrow before yesterday, and the eight is first?
Answer: In a dictionary.
Riddle:
What is a good car for a cell phone?
Answer: A Charger.
Riddle:
Why are fish so clever?
Answer: They live in schools.
Riddle:
What is made of wood but no saw on earth is sharp enough to cut?
Answer: Sawdust.
Riddle:
Where did the cat go after loosing its tail?
Answer: To the re-tail store.
Riddle:
How do you make "one" disappear?
Answer: Add a "g" and your Gone !
Riddle:
What is heavy forwards, and NOT backwards?
Answer: Ton. Ton is heavy, and backwards it spells "not".
Riddle:
There were two pairs hanging on a tree, one man walked by and took a pair. Soon after a second man also took a pear from the tree. However, even after both men took fruit from the tree there was still a pear left on the tree. How could this be?
Answer: There were four pears (2 pairs) on the tree. The first man took a pair (2 pears) and the second only took one pear leaving one pear on the tree.
Riddle:
Which word is the odd one out: First, Second, Third, Forth, Fifth, Sixth, Seventh, and Eighth?
Answer: Forth, is incorrectly spelled. It should be Fourth.
Riddle:
What is a surgeons' favorite game?
Answer: Operation.
Riddle:
If three cats catch three mice in three minutes, how many cats would be needed to catch 100 mice in 100 minutes?
Answer: The same three cats would do. Since these three cats are averaging one mouse per minute, given 100 minutes, the cats could catch 100 mice.
Riddle:
Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
Answer: Because they dropped out of school!
Riddle:
When was beef the highest that it has ever been?
Answer: When the cow jumped over the moon.
Riddle:
A man takes a basketball and throws it as hard as he can. There is nothing in front, behind, or on either side of him, and yet, the ball comes back and hits him square in the face. How can this be?
Answer: He threw the ball straight up in the air.
Riddle:
What did the panda ghost say?
Answer: Bambooooooo
Riddle:
Why to you never bring a Pokemon into the bathroom with you?
Answer: They might pikachu (Peek at u)
Riddle:
You must keep this thing, its loss will affect your brothers. For once yours is lost, it will soon be lost by others. What is it?
Answer: Your Temper.
Riddle:
Even if you give this to someone else, you still get to keep it.
What is it?
Answer: It is your word.
Riddle:
What has a face, but no head; hands, but no feet; yet travels everywhere and is usually running?
Answer: A watch.
