Riddle: A family of 4 and a butler live in a circle house. The parents went out to eat, when they came back one of the children had died. The mother asked the living child and the butler "WHO KILLED MY CHILD!!!!!!" The butler responded with "I was just sitting in the corner reading". Who killed the child?
Answer: The butler because if they live in a circle house there are no corners.
Riddle: There once was an abandoned hotel with a fish bowl on the third floor. In the fish bowl, there were 3 big fish and 5 little fish. 2 of the big fish died and 3 little fish died. How many fish are left in the bowl?
Answer: 8 fish (3 big fish 5 small fish) because it is an ABANDONED hotel which means there are no cleaners to clean the fish out of the bowl so all of the fish are still in the fish bowl.