Riddle:
If fish lived on land, where would they live?
Answer: In Finland.
Riddle:
Which one of Santa's reindeer is the fastest?
Answer: Dasher.
Riddle:
What did the triangle say to the circle?
Answer: You’re pointless.
Riddle:
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Answer: With a pumpkin patch.
Riddle:
What flowers are kissable?
Answer: Tulips (two-lips).
Riddle:
When does a British potato change its nationality?
Answer: When it becomes a french fries.
Riddle:
Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting?
Answer: Because they always drop their needles.
Riddle:
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Answer: He Neverlands.
Riddle:
Where does a werewolf like to hide?
Answer: In your claws-it.
Riddle:
What has toes but no feet or legs?
Answer: Toma-toes.
Riddle:
Two blondes were going to Disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One way said Highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left.
Why did the blondes go home?
Answer: Because they thought that Disneyland actually left.
Riddle:
How do caterpillars swim laps?
Answer: They do the butterfly.
Riddle:
What four-legged animal can jump higher than a house?
Answer: Any. Houses can't jump.
Riddle:
Who always enjoys poor health?
Answer: A doctor.
Riddle:
What did Sir Lancelot wear to bed?
Answer: A knight gown!
Riddle:
Which President wore the largest hat?
Answer: The one with the largest head.
Riddle:
How do you know that a vampire loves baseball?
Answer: Because he turns into a bat every night.
Riddle:
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer: To prove he wasn't chicken.
Riddle:
What is faster hot or cold?
Answer: Hot, you can easily catch a cold.
