Question: Zombies don't need something when they go on
boat trips. What is the thing that they don't need to use??
boat trips. What is the thing that they don't need to use??
Answer: life jackets.
Question: What fruit has its seeds on the outside?
Answer: A strawberry!
Question: Pretend you're a horrible baseball player. Are you good at baseball?
Answer: How should I know, all I know is that you PRETENDED to be a horrible baseball player.
Question: Im squidgy and im soft, i bounce a lot.One thing i cant do is move around.What am i?
Answer: A wet fart waiting to escape!
Question: How many bricks does it take to complete a building made of brick?
Answer: Only one - regardless of the size of the building, "to complete" a building it takes only one last brick.
Question: I stand Fifty romans
Nothing comes Five romans
Then comes the reverse of three
Then you comes last.
Nothing comes Five romans
Then comes the reverse of three
Then you comes last.
Answer: I LOVE YOU
Question: A dagger thrust at my own heart,
Dictates the way I'm swayed.
Left I stand, and right I yield,
To the twisting of the blade.
What am I?
Dictates the way I'm swayed.
Left I stand, and right I yield,
To the twisting of the blade.
What am I?
Answer: A Lock.
Question: A plane crashes on the france, spain border so it that case wher do you bury the survivors?
Answer: nowhere because you don't bury survivors
Question: At the sound of me, men may dream
Or stamp their feet
At the sound of me, women may laugh
Or sometimes weep.
What am I?
Or stamp their feet
At the sound of me, women may laugh
Or sometimes weep.
What am I?
Answer: Music.
Question: the man who made it didn't need it,
the man who bought it couldn't use it,
the man who used it didn't know it.
what is it?
the man who bought it couldn't use it,
the man who used it didn't know it.
what is it?
Answer: a coffin
