Question: it has four feet in the morning two in the afternoon three in the night
Answer: person
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Question: A Man and his son get on a plane home the plane crashes as it is landing. The dad dies but the boy is severly injured and rushed to the nearest hospital. He gets there and the surgen says " I can't operate on this boy, he's my son!" Who was the docter?
Answer: His mom they can be surgens too you know!
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Question: There was a horse in backyard so i caught and tied to a 3 1/2 foot long rope. how far would it go?
Answer: any where because the other end is not tied to anything
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Question: In England, the queen had two twins. They were born at exactly the same time and the same place. One was intelligent, responsible and everyone loved this child. The other, however, was stupid and irresponsible and everyone hated him. Although, when it was time to choose the heir, they chose the latter instead. Why wasn't the intelligent one chosen?

Clues:
1.The intelligent one did not die, was injured or sent away in prison or overseas.
2. The queen agreed and was perfectly happy and fine with it.
3. The latter had not bribed, and it was a fair agreement.
Answer: The stupid, irresponsible one was the only male.
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Question: it is more powerful than God,
more dreadful than the devil,
and poor people have it.



what is it??????
Answer: nothing!
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Question: WHICH ONE IS HEAVIER? A POUND OF DUST OR A POUND OF ROCKS?
Answer: THEY ARE BOTH A POUND. SO NEITHER IS HEAVIER THAN THE OTHER.
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Question: A man left for a three day trip on Friday and came back on Friday. How is this possible?
Answer: The Horses name is Friday
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Question: if two babies were born at the same time the same hour the same day the same week the same year the same decade the same millenium how can they not be twins.
Answer: because they are two of triplets.
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Question: I am with you before you are born
and after you die.
I am Fact and I am Fiction at the same time
When I am gone my life dose not die
and I do not go to an afterlife.
You could compare me to the moon and be right
But other times be wrong.
What am I?
Answer: Half-life
incase you were wondering why it is Fiction as well is because there is a PC game called Half-life.
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Question: what is in the bathroom somtimes big somtimes small water shoots around in it
Answer: the toilet
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