Question: where does a car swim?
Answer: in a car pool
Question: i am the only thing you see when you close your eyes and am the only thing that a blind man can see.
Answer: I am Darkness.
Question: What do you call tv and a kid
Answer: paper and glue
Question: a man was pushing his car and turned the corner into a hotel he automaticly became bankrupt how?
Answer: he was playing monopoly
Question: Does England have the fourth of july?
Answer: Yes, not the holiday but the date!
Question: You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I?
Answer: an onion
Question: As I was walking to St. Ives
I met a man with seven wives
each wife had seven sacks
each sack had seven cats
each cat had seven kits
Kit, cats, sacks, and wives.
How many were going to St.Ives?
I met a man with seven wives
each wife had seven sacks
each sack had seven cats
each cat had seven kits
Kit, cats, sacks, and wives.
How many were going to St.Ives?
Answer: One...
There was only one person going to St.Ives.
You
There was only one person going to St.Ives.
You
Question: I have 21 eyes but cannot see. What am I?
Answer: A Dice.
1+2+3+4+5+6=21
1+2+3+4+5+6=21
Question: I can kill one and save another's life. I can be your friend and your enemy. I am not kind with the cold and am found in the drought.
Answer: Fire or flames.
Question: whats the stupidest name
Answer: Your Name
First name : Your
Last name : Name
First name : Your
Last name : Name
