Question: You heard me before, yet you hear me again. Then I die, till you call me again.
Answer: An Echo
Question: if i am red i will stay red, if i am white i will stay white, if i am blue i will stay blue, however if i am green i am not green.
Answer: i am a house, a green house is not green as it is made of glass.
Question: A dad and his son get in a car crash the dad is able to walk out and survive perfectly the son on the other hand is hurt and needs to see a doctor this doctor is really good but also emotional. When he gets there the doctor saids I can't operate on this person, why does the doctor say this?
Answer: The doctor is his mother
Question: How do you get 30 cents by using only 2 american coins and one of them is not a nickel?
Answer: A quarter and a nickel
the quarter isnt a nickel
the quarter isnt a nickel
Question: What is red,white and black?
Answer: A penguin holding it's breath.
Question: You speak to me,
But you are talking to someone else,
What am I?
But you are talking to someone else,
What am I?
Answer: I am a Microphone!
Question: WHAT is a four digit nuber in which the first digit is one third the second digit, the third is the sum of the first and seconddigit, and the last is three ties the second?
Answer: 1349
Question: a rooster was standing on the top of the farm thingy when he suddenly laid an egg. which side would the egg fall off?
Answer: no side, roosters dont lay eggs
Question: Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer: To prove he wasn't chicken!
Question: Your stuck in a room and there is no way out.
There is only a table and saw and you.
HOW DO YOU GET OUT?
There is only a table and saw and you.
HOW DO YOU GET OUT?
Answer: You cut the table.
Two halfs make a whole and you climb through the whole.
Two halfs make a whole and you climb through the whole.
