Question: No matter how little or how much you use me, you change me every month. What am I?

Question: sarahs parents built a house,all ends are facing north,south east and west then sarah sees a bear what color is it?

Question: A farmer needed help moving sacks of grain, so he got his assistent to help him. The farmer carried 1 sack of grain, the assistent carried 2 sacks. Who carried the heavier load, the farmer of his assistent.

Question: MY NEIGHBOR MAKES MISTAKES I GET RID OF THEM

Question: I have 4 legs. I am faster than the other animals. I always win at cards?

Question: When is a door not a door?

Question: Sometimes I am loud, and viewed with distaste. Poke out my eye, then I'm on the front of your face. What word am I?

Question: With pointed fangs it sits in wait,
With piercing force its doles out fate,
Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might,
Eternally joining in a single bite.
What am I?

Question: There were three guys that died on Christmas. They were sent to heaven, but only could enter if they each brought one thing that represented Christmas. The first guy brought a stocking, and god let him in. The second guy brought a ornament, and god let him in also. The third guy brought him a pair of underwear. All three of their spirits rested in heaven. How is the third guy in heaven?

Question: if Adam and Eve were in a room with no windows nor doors. Their dead along with a broken glass of water. How did they die?