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how many were going to saintIises

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Question: A monster has captured you. He is just kind enough to let you decide how you die, so he gets you to say a sentence. If it is the truth he will barbeque you, it it is a lie he will boil you, if you give him a command he will broil you, if you give him a question he will grill you. What do you say if you don't want to die?

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Question: It cannot be seen cannot be felt cannot be heard cannot be smelt,
It lies behind stars and under hills and empty holes it fills,
It comes first and follows after,
Ends life and kills laughter.
What is it?

Question: what is geater than god
more evil than the devil
the rich need it
the poor have it
and if you ate it you'd die