Question: A plane takeoff it goes towards East nd Crashes there so now where would survivors be buried???
Answer: Survivors are not buried.
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Question: Where were English kings usually crowned?
Answer: On their heads.
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Question: How can you catch a unique rabbit
Answer: you neak up on it
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Question: A blonde sister and a brunette sister both had $50.00. They wanted to buy a bull fo r$100.00. So they put their money together and were going to buy the bull. The blonde told her brunette sister to send her a teleagram when she got the bull so she could come get the bull. After the sister bought the byll for what was supposed to be $100.00 was only $99.00 she went to the telegram place. She asked how many words she could get for $1.00. The clerk said one word and he asked why. The brunette sister said my sister is a dumb blonde this is the word I want to tell her to come for the bull. What word was that?
Answer: The brunette sister sent the word comfortble because her sister was a dumb blonde and she would sound the word out and it would sound like come-for-the-bull.
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James ordered a fishing rod, priced at $3.56. Unfortunately, James is an Eskimo who lives in a very remote part of Greenland and the import rules there forbid any package longer than 4 feet to be imported. The fishing rod was 4 feet and 1 inch, just a little too long, so how can the fishing rod be mailed to James without breaking the rules? Ideally James would like the fishing rod to arrive in one piece!
James ordered a fishing rod, priced at $3.56. Unfortunately, James is an Eskimo who lives in a very remote part of Greenland and the import rules there forbid any package longer than 4 feet to be imported. The fishing rod was 4 feet and 1 inch, just a little too long, so how can the fishing rod be mailed to James without breaking the rules? Ideally James would like the fishing rod to arrive in one piece!
Answer: Insert the fishing rod into a box which measures 4 feet on all sides, the fishing rod will fit within the diagonal of the box with room to spare.
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Question: A plane containing 5 people crashes into an uncharted island, and all of them survive for a limit of 5 days. 2 of them build themselves graves and die in it from the hard work. 1 person fills one of the graves with dirt and then dies next to it on day 3. The last two people build 3 graves, and put in one of the corpses, but 5 years later, 11 people are not in their graves, yet the graves are full of corpses. How?
Answer: On day four, the last two survivours(who are different sexes)found food which will last each of them 4 more years, and on the fifth day, they began reproducing. By the fourth year, ten children have been taught how to raise themselves. The children were thoughtful and put their corpses in the grave.
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Question: A big boss had a brother who died. What relation was the big boss to the brother who died? (Brother is not the answer!)
Answer: His sister
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Question: I can slash but I have no knife, I can dash but I have no legs, I can pound but I have no hammer, I can star but I have no stage. What am I?
Answer: A Keyboard.
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Question: Part carbon, part water, I am poison to the fishes.
Many have falsely claimed my name, for I am the pause that refreshes.
What am I?
Many have falsely claimed my name, for I am the pause that refreshes.
What am I?
Answer: Soda Pop!
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Question: My bottom is very large, my top is small, and I have ears.
Answer: Mountaineers.
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