Question: What is in the middle of Paris?
Answer: The letter 'R!'
Question: When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving
Answer: In the dictionary
Question: What can be driven, but has no wheels,
and can be sliced and remain whole?
and can be sliced and remain whole?
Answer: A Golf Ball.
Question: There is a pond with lily pads in it. Every day the amount of lily pads in the pond doubles. (2,4,8,16,32, etc.) If on the 30th day the pond is completely full, on which day was it half full?
Answer: The 29th because every day it doubles!
Question: bill has been married for ten years,and his wife says,"my anniversary present better be on the driveway tommarow, and it better go from 0-200 in 2 seconds." a small package shows up for her the next morning, what is it?
Answer: a scale
Question: Which is the longest Rope in the world???
Answer: Europe
Question: Nick timed himself and found out that if he wore a bright white outfit he ran 20 miles in 80 minutes, but when he wore a dark outfit, he ran 20 miles in one hour and twenty minutes. What does this mean for his next race?
Answer: Nothing, as 80 minutes equals an hour and twenty minutes.
Question: What is dry going in, wet going out and satisfies two people?
Answer: A tea bag!
Question: Two coins make up exactly 30 cents ($0.30 USD).
One of them is NOT a nickel.
What are the two coins?
One of them is NOT a nickel.
What are the two coins?
Answer: A quarter and a nickel. The quarter is not a nickel.
Question: There is a kid with no friends but he is the most popular kid at school. How is this?
Answer: I don't know, you tell me
