Riddle: Where do cows go to dance?
Answer: At the discow.
Dancing with cows Riddle Meme.
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Riddle: Lucille had recently received her real estate license and was out evaluating a bunch of properties in a certain neighborhood. As she traveled around the area, she saw some properties which were very expensive, and others that were more affordable. The area was sprinkled with a mixture of little greenhouses, a couple of hotels, a few businesses, and she noticed there was also some access to railway travel. Some of these properties were for sale but others were not. The bizarre thing is, Lucille ended up in jail three separate times that day and had to be bailed out on each occasion! She received no traffic citations and swears she did absolutely nothing wrong, and yet, she was incarcerated three times that day. What do you suppose happened that caused her to be locked up in jail three times in one day?
Answer: Lucille had indeed recently received her real estate license, however, that really had little to do with the fact she was playing a game of Monopoly with some friends; and unfortunately for her, landed in jail three times during the game, and had to bail herself out so she could continue playing.
Repeat Offender Riddle Meme.
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Riddle: Why does footwear smell of fish?
Answer: Maybe, it is the soles and (h) eels.
Fishy. Riddle Meme.
Fishy. Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: Why was the Joke Factory made to close down?
Answer: The building was found to be full off cracks.
Joke factory. Riddle Meme.
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Riddle: There was no mention of it in any of the newspapers, but a queen recently moved to a small farm in the state of Iowa. To assist her, a group of about 20 diligent workers was assigned to help the queen with the farm work which needed to be done, as the queen was not accustomed to performing any type of menial, manual labor. It may seem a bit strange, but in her new home, there were no cows or chickens or farm animals of any kind, and the surrounding soil was very sandy, so no crops could be grown there. This really didn’t matter though, as there was no farm machinery for the workers to use anyway. At the queen’s insistence, those diligent workers spend their days digging tunnels all over the farm; but they are not seeking treasure or anything of value. These tunnels sometimes collapse on the workers, killing a few; but the queen shows little concern and these deaths are never reported to the police or to any law enforcement agency. Who does this queen think she is? She must feel she is above the law and has no respect for the lives of those who serve her! Where is the justice for these workers? Or, perhaps, the queen shouldn’t be held responsible after all. What exactly is going on here?
Answer: The queen was an ant which was purchased and added to an ant farm owned by a child in the state of Iowa. About 20 worker ants were added to the ant farm shortly thereafter.
Mean Queen Scene? Riddle Meme.
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Riddle: What do you call a person selling drugs from his bike?
Answer: A dope peddler.
Biker. Riddle Meme.
Biker. Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: What do you call a priest riding a cycle?
Answer: A cyclist.
David Currie Riddle Meme.
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Riddle: I was looking to buy some furniture, when a man I didn’t know, offered me, a brand new three-seater and two new armchairs, for free. I refused, why?
Answer: I was told never take suites (sweets) off a stranger.
Furniture. Riddle Meme.
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Riddle: Which is the most shocking city in the world?
Answer:

Electri-city!

Which is the most shocking city in the world Riddle Meme.
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Riddle: What do you call a bear which is fast asleep?
Answer: Bearly awake!
The Bear Problem Riddle Meme.
The Bear Problem Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.