Riddle: A woman lived in a small one storey cabin. Everything was pink the floor was pink the couch was pink the house was pink. What color were the stairs?
Answer: There were no stairs, its a one storey cabin.
Riddle: 1. Where do fish go on vacation? 2. Where do songbirds go on vacation? 3. Where do zombies go on vacation? 4. Where do Thanksgiving Birds go on vacation? 5. Where do geometry teachers go on vacation? 6. Where do locksmiths go on vacation?
Answer: 1. Finland 2. The Canary Islands 3. The Dead Sea 4. Turkey 5. Cuba 6. The Florida Keys