Riddle: A judge has a murder case. The person who was murdered has a family member who thinks they found the murderer. The family members' lawyer called up a witness. The lawyer asked where the witness was on the day of the murder. The witness says "Well it was like any other Sunday morning, I got the mail, went to Jill's diner, and then went home and watched cartoons for the rest of the day." The lawyer says "he is lying!" How does the lawyer know the witness is lying?
Answer: The witness says he went to get the mail and there are no mail deliveries on sundays. Also Sunday cartoons are only in the morning so how could the witness be watching them all day?
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Riddle: Why can't a cheetah hide?
Answer: Because it is spotted!
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Riddle: What has no beginning, no end, and nothing in the middle?
Answer: A donut.
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Riddle: Children don't know me. Older men take care of me. Women are panicking because of me. Because of me men take up arms. What am I?
Answer: A beard.
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Riddle: There are twelve people in a room, 4 are alive, 6 are dead. How many people are there?
Answer: 12.
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Riddle: Like a cap, it is worn on the head, And its color, brown, yellow or red, May change much in, style If worn a great while. And look like a hank of white thread. What is it?
Answer: A wig.
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Riddle: Did you hear about the dyslexic satanist?
Answer: He sold his soul to santa.
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Riddle: What creature has one voice, but has four feet in the morning, two feet in the afternoon, and three feet in the evening?
Answer: Man crawls on all fours as a baby, walks on two as an adult, and needs a walking cane when old.  The Sphinx posed this riddle to Oedipus who solved the riddle correctly.
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Riddle: What gets bigger the more you take from it?
Answer: A hole.
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Riddle: He lived for days and months and years. Almost away from air, And never a leg nor arm had he, And never a lock of hair. But neither crippled nor lame was he. Nor had he a coat to wear. What is it?
Answer: A fish.
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