Riddle:
What is the most slippery country in the world?
Answer: Greece!
Riddle:
The more you dry yourself with me the more I get wet. What am I?
Answer: A towel.
Riddle:
How do you know when your alarm clock is hungry?
Answer: When it goes back four (for) seconds.
Riddle:
You have 10 fish. 5 of your fish drowned. 3 came back to life. How many fish do you have left?
Answer: Fish can't drown. (LOL I know, still easy)
Riddle:
How far can a dog run into the woods?
Answer: Halfway, any farther and he would be running out of the woods.
Riddle:
I know a word of letters three, add two and fewer there will be?
Answer: The word "few". Add "er" and it becomes fewer.
Riddle:
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Answer: Arrgh! Aye Matey! (Arrgh! I'm 80!)
Riddle:
What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?
Answer: Spare-ribs!
Riddle:
When are cooks cruel?
Answer: When they beat the eggs and whip the cream.
Riddle:
Where do Dutch hamsters live?
Answer: In Ham-sterdam.
Riddle:
I'm essential to most flight,
But can't fly on my own.
What am I?
Answer: Feathers.
Riddle:
What is in the middle of Paris?
Answer: The letter R.
Riddle:
Where should you put a noisy dog?
Answer: In a barking lot!
Riddle:
What does everybody give and few take?
Answer: Advice.
Riddle:
Why is it so cold on Christmas?
Answer: Because it's in Decembrrr!
Riddle:
How do you make a pirate angry?
Answer: Take away the "p" and he becomes irate.
Riddle:
What game makes the most noise?
Answer: Tennis, you can't play it without raising a racket!
Riddle:
When does a public speaker steal lumber?
Answer: When he takes the floor.
Riddle:
Why does a firefly glow?
Answer: It eats light meals.
Riddle:
Why do we look over a stone wall?
Answer: Because we cannot see through it.
