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Riddle:
A little girl named Sasha was left home alone with her butler, chef, and gardener. Sasha's parents went out on a date night and came home and found their daughter stabbed to death. The police questioned the chef first the gardener second and the butler last. The chef said, "I was in the kitchen preparing dinner for my little Sasha I would never do anything to hurt my princess". The gardener said, " I was outside working on the plants...I was about to come in and take a shower". And the butler said, " I was cleaning Sasha's room...I didn't even have a knife on me anyway so I couldn't of killed her". Automatically the cops knew who it was and arrested them. Who and How?
Answer: The butler because the cops never mentioned that she was stabbed with a knife.
Riddle:
What did the blanket say to the mattress?
Answer: "I've got you covered."
Riddle:
You walk into your house you see three doors you've never seen before. One vampire bats that will suck your blood. Two zombies that will eat your brain. Three a lion that hasn't eaten for over six months. Which one do you go through?
Answer: Three a lion that hasn't eaten for over 6 months because he would be dead.
Riddle:
I am green all over, yet I know no bounds. If you turn me around a face you will see, being without me produces envy. What am I?
Answer: A dollar bill.
Riddle:
What did one water glass say to the other water glass when they fell off the table?
Answer: Nothing. They just cracked up.
Riddle:
I can sizzle like bacon, I am made with an egg, I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg, I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole, I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole, What am I?
Answer: A snake.
Dave And Brad, Two Popular Politicians, Met At A Club To Discuss The Overthrow Of Their Party Leader
Riddle:
Dave and Brad, two popular politicians, met at a club to discuss the overthrow of their party leader. They each ordered a vodka on the rocks. Brad downed his and ordered another. He then drank his second in a gulp and decided to wait before he ordered a third. Meanwhile, Dave, who was sipping his drink, suddenly fell forward dead. Both men were set up for assassination. Why did Dave die and Brad live?
Answer: Both Dave and Brad were given drinks with poisoned ice cubes. Brad drank his drinks so quickly that the ice didn't have time to melt and release the poison.
Riddle:
What are the smartest creatures?
Answer: Bookworms.
Riddle:
I am the breath of relief and depression. What am I?
Answer: A sigh.
Riddle:
What does SCHOOL stand for?
Answer: Seven Cruel Hours Of Our Life.

