Riddle:
Is an old hundred-dollar bill better than a new one?
Answer: Well, it's worth 99 more dollars.
Riddle:
Some months have 30 days while other months have 31 days. How many have 28 days?
Answer: Every month has a 28th so they all have 28 days.
Riddle:
There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. He has a wife and 2 kids. What does he weigh?
Answer: Meat.
Riddle:
What can't be burned in fire, nor drowned in water?
Answer: Ice.
Riddle:
What clothing does a house wear?
Answer: A dress. Address, get it?
Riddle:
What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?
Answer: Parents.
Riddle:
What kind of room has no windows or doors?
Answer: A mushroom!
Riddle:
What do you throw out when you want to use it but take in when you don't want to use it?
Answer: An anchor.
Riddle:
I only have two backbones and thousands of ribs.
What am I?
Answer: A railroad.
Riddle:
I look at you, you look at me, I raise my right, you raise your left. What am I?
Answer: Your reflection in a mirror.
