Riddle:
I can be given, I can be taken, but I can't be moved. What am I?
Answer: A bath.
Riddle:
Why was the chicken forbidden from sending e-mails?
Answer: Because he kept using fowl language.
Riddle:
Why do dolphins swim in salt water?
Answer: Pepper makes them sneeze.
Riddle:
What animal keeps the best time?
Answer: A Watchdog
Riddle:
You need me to see me,
I can be quite pretty;
I come in different shades,
But no shapes or sizes;
What am I?
Answer: An eye.
Riddle:
What language do chimpanzees speak?
Answer: Chimp-anese.
Riddle:
What has 13 hearts, but no other organs?
Answer: A deck of cards.
Riddle:
What has all the letters of the alphabet but not in the correct order?
Answer: A keyboard!
Riddle:
What did the computer eat on the moon?
Answer: Spacebars!
Riddle:
What is something you don't own but can give to anyone you meet? You only have one, but you can give it away as many times as you want without losing it. What is it?
Answer: Your heart.
Riddle:
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Answer: He gave her a "ring".
Riddle:
How did Frosty know he had dandruff?
Answer: Because of the Snow-Flakes.
Riddle:
What do you call a fake Irish stone?
Answer: A Shamrock!
Riddle:
Why did Silly Billy wear a helmet to bed?
Answer: So he could crash.
Riddle:
What kind of pictures do elves take?
Answer: Elfies!
Riddle:
What business is King Kong in?
Answer: The Monkey Business.
Riddle:
What would you say in everyone in the US Sneezed at the same time?
Answer: God bless America!
Riddle:
What did you think about the kidnaping in the park?
Answer: Don't worry they woke him up.
Riddle:
What comes first the chicken or the egg?
Answer: Chicken! The word 'chicken' is in front of the word egg. Hence making it first.
