Riddle:
I am a number but I am countless, I am compared with other things but nothing compares to me. What am I?
Answer: Infinity.........
Riddle:
Why can't you play "Hide and Seek" with a mountain?
Answer: Because the mountain always "peaks"!
Riddle:
Why didn't Superman know he could fly?
Answer: He didn't know his cape-abilities.
Riddle:
What is the most slippery country in the world?
Answer: Greece!
Riddle:
What happened when Mickey Mouse fell into the bathtub?
Answer: He came out squeaky clean.
Riddle:
Mississippi has four S's and four I's. Can you spell that without using S or I?
Answer: T-H-A-T!
Riddle:
What type of key opens a banana?
Answer: A mon-key!
Riddle:
What goes in a bird bath and never gets wet?
Answer: Either the birds reflection or the birds shadow --Either one works
Riddle:
What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie?
Answer: You call it so-fish-ticated!
Riddle:
What pen should never be used for writing?
Answer: A pig-pen.
Riddle:
Where do jellyfish sleep?
Answer: In tent-acles.
Riddle:
Why is it always hot at the end of a football game?
Answer: Because all of the FANS have gone home.
Riddle:
What is that over your head and under your hat?
Answer: Your hair.
Riddle:
Where are you guaranteed to find gold on St. Patrick's Day?
Answer: In the dictionary!
Riddle:
Why did King Arthur have a round table?
Answer: So no one could corner him!
Riddle:
What toys do baby snakes take to bed?
Answer: Their rattles.
Riddle:
What has a bottom at the top?
Answer: Your legs!
Riddle:
What is the capital in Washington?
Answer: The letter W.
Riddle:
Why do birds fly south?
Answer: Because it's too far to walk.
Riddle:
Why is it dangerous to play cards in the wild?
Answer: Because of all of the cheetahs.