Riddle:
A mother gave birth to six kids. The first daughter's name is July. The second daughter's name is August. The third daughter's name is September. The fourth daughter's name is October. The next child was a boy, therefore, she named him November. The mother was planning on having a girl named December, but it turned out that she got a boy. If she didn't name him December, what is his name?
Answer: Jason. She took the first letter of the names of her children. July, August, September, October, November.
Riddle:
A man was pushing his car along the road when he comes to a hotel. He shouts "I'm bankrupt!' Why did the man shout that out?
Answer: Because he was playing Monopoly.
Riddle:
What does an aardvark like on his pizza?
Answer: Ant-chovies.
Riddle:
"First think of the person who lives in disguise, Who deals in secrets and tells naught but lies. Next, tell me what's always the last thing to mend, The middle of the middle and end of the end? And finally, give me the sound often heard During the search for a hard-to-find word. Now string them together, and answer me this, Which creature would you be unwilling to kiss?"
Answer: Spider.
Riddle:
When liquid splashes me, none seeps through. When I am moved a lot, liquid I spew. When I am hit, color I change. And color, I come in quite a range. What I cover is very complex, and I am very easy to flex. What am I?
Answer: I'm skin!
Riddle:
What kind of ears does an engine have?
Answer: Engine-ers.
Riddle:
What U.S. state makes the most writing utensils?
Answer: Pencil- vania!
Riddle:
What word does not belong in this list: hold, told, scold, gold, or mold?
Answer: Or.
Riddle:
What did the one puzzle say to the other puzzle?
Answer: I don’t come in peace, I come in pieces!
Riddle:
Why didn't the car feel well?
Answer: It had gas.
Riddle:
What type of dogs do scientists have?
Answer: Laboratory retrievers.
Riddle:
What do spiders like with their hamburgers?
Answer: French flies.
Riddle:
What are three keys that open no doors?
Answer: MonKEYs, donKEYs, and turKeys.
Riddle:
Why is the moon like a dollar?
Answer: Because it has four quarters.
Riddle:
If a father frog goes, "Ribbit, ribbit." and a mother frog goes, "Erbit, erbit." how does a baby frog croak?
Answer: It doesn't. A baby frog is a tadpole.
Riddle:
Which one of Santa's reindeer do you see at a competition?
Answer: Dancer.
Riddle:
What did the pencil say to the other pencil?
Answer: You're looking sharp.
Riddle:
10 copycats were sitting in a car. One came out. How many are left?
Answer: None, as they were copycats they copied each other.
Riddle:
How does the moon cut his hair?
Answer: E-clipse it!
