Riddle:
What is the difference between a snowman and a snow-woman?
Answer: Snowballs.
Riddle:
What do you throw out when you want to use it but take in when you don't want to use it?
Answer: An anchor.
Riddle:
The police are called to a roundhouse where a man is found dead with a knife wound to the chest. The police investigate and narrow down the suspects to three people: The maid, the wife, and the butcher. When questioned for alibis, the wife said, "I was out buying a dress with my friends, and I found my husband dead upon my return." The butcher said, "I was searching the cupboards for some vegetables to serve for lunch." The maid said, "I was in the other room, dusting the corners." The maid was then arrested. How did the police know it was her?
Answer: It was a round house, so there were no corners to dust.
Riddle:
He has married many women, but has never been married. Who is he?
Answer: A preacher.
Riddle:
What has no hands but might knock on your door, and if it does you better open up?
Answer: Opportunity.
Riddle:
What sweets do geologists like?
Answer: Rock candy.
Riddle:
Where will you land if you jump off a two storey building?
Answer: In the hospital.
Riddle:
It has keys but it only opens windows, it has a screen door but you don't look through it, you look at it, and it gives you most of the answers to your questions. What is it?
Answer: A laptop.
Riddle:
A Panda Bear walked into a restaurant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter. He then left the restaurant. After the police caught up with him, they asked him why he had killed the waiter. He replied, "Look me up in the dictionary." What did the dictionary say?
Answer: When they looked up the word "Panda" in the dictionary, it stated, "Panda: Eats shoots and leaves."
Riddle:
In spring I am gay in handsome array; in summer more clothing I wear; when colder it grows I fling off my clothes; and in winter quite naked appear. What am I?
Answer: A Tree.
Riddle:
Once upon a time there was a happy family in a dome-shaped house the family consisted of a mother, a father, a chef, a maid, a brother, a sister, and a little kitty named Bubbles. The mother and father went out one night and remembered to lock the doors. When they came home the cat had sadly passed. They questioned everyone. The boy said he was playing video games with the girl, the girl also said they were playing video games. The maid said she was dusting the corners in the house and the chef said he was sharpening the knife to cut the freshly baked apple pie. Who killed bubbles?
Answer: The maid! There are no corners in a dome shaped house. Mew!
Riddle:
Every month someone dies, and there are five suspects. The suspects are, Jason, Lily, Nathan, Elizabeth, and Erin, and the months of the murders are July, August, September, October, and November. Who's the murderer?
Answer: Jason. J, July. A, August. S, September. O, October. N, November.
Riddle:
When you buy me I am costly, but the only use I have is just hanging.
What am I?
Answer: Earrings.
Riddle:
I have a beginning, but no end and I end all things that begin. What am I?
Answer: Death.
Riddle:
Mr. Brown was killed on Sunday after noon. The wife said she was reading a book. The butler said He was taking a shower. The chef said he was making breakfast. The maid said she was folding clothes, and the gardener said he was planting tomatoes. Who did it?
Answer: The chef killed Mr. Brown because he said he was cooking breakfast but it was a Sunday afternoon.
Riddle:
A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis: The Wife said she was sleeping. The Cook was cooking breakfast. The Gardener was picking vegetables. The Maid was getting the mail. The Butler was cleaning the closet. The police instantly arrested the murderer. Who did it and how did they know?
Answer: It was the Maid. She said she was getting the mail. There is no mail on Sunday! (next day air and email doesn't count)
Riddle:
Often held but never touched, always wet but never rusts, often bites but seldom bit, to use me well you must have wit.
What am I?
Answer: Your tongue.
Riddle:
You walk into your house the electricity is out you see three doors that you have never seen before. You go through the one with a lion that hasn't eaten for over six months. There are another three doors you go through the one with an empty room. There's a man that says how do you want to be murdered with the gun the knife or the electric chair that will kill you in an instant. How will you survive?
Answer: The electric chair because your electricity is out.
Riddle:
The cost of making only the maker knows, Valueless if bought, but sometimes traded. A poor man may give one as easily as a king. When one is broken pain and deceit are assured. What is it?
Answer: Promise.
Riddle:
Rock and roll, rock and roll.
What rocks but does not roll?
Answer: A Rocking chair
