Sam M

Riddle Count: 10
Riddle: You are in a haunted house. But this is an advanced haunted house. The haunted house has electricity. There are three doors. One door leads to a tiger that hasn't eaten for 3 months. Another door leads to an electric chair that has electricity this time. And the last door has a man waiting to chop your head off. Which door do you go through?
Answer: Duh, the door that leads to the tiger that hasn't eaten for three months because wouldn't he have starved to death by now?
The Haunted House Riddle Riddle Meme.
The Haunted House Riddle Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: A man was pushing his car along the road when he comes to a hotel. He shouts "I'm bankrupt!' Why did the man shout that out?
Answer: Because he was playing Monopoly.
A man was pushing his car along the road when he comes to Riddle Meme.
A man was pushing his car along the road when he comes to Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
Answer: Incorrectly.
What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly Riddle Meme.
What word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: What is so fragile that when you say its name, you break it?
Answer: Silence.
Fragile One Riddle Meme.
Fragile One Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: You have 10 fish. 5 of your fish drowned. 3 came back to life. How many fish do you have left?
Answer: Fish can't drown. (LOL I know, still easy)
You have 10 fish 5  drown Riddle Meme.
You have 10 fish 5 drown Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: He has married many woman, but hasn't been married. What is he?
Answer: He is a preacher.
Married Riddle Meme.
Married Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: A man took a walk outside. It started to rain. The man doesn't have an umbrella or hat. But not a single rain drop has fell on his hair. How is this possible?
Answer: The man is bald. (You probably heard of this joke before)
The Man In The Rain Riddle Meme.
The Man In The Rain Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: There was a green house. Inside the green house was a white house. Inside the white house was a red house. Inside the red house was lots of babies. What is it?
Answer: A watermelon.
Red Houses Riddle Meme.
Red Houses Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: What type of tree do you carry in your hand?
Answer: A palm tree.
Tree Hand Riddle Meme.
Tree Hand Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: What occurs in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
Answer: The letter M. (I know, pretty easy)
Never in a thousand years Riddle Meme.
Never in a thousand years Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.