Riddle: There are three rooms in a house, one is filled with money, one is filled with paper, and one is filled with jewels. The entire house is on fire. Which one do the policemen put out first?
Answer: None, policemen don't put out fires. (This one only works if you say it out loud, not if you read it.)
Three Rooms in a House Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
