Magic Snowflake

Riddle Count: 2
Riddle: What Are 2 Things You Can't Have For Breakfast?
Answer: Lunch & Dinner.
Breakfast? Riddle Meme.
Breakfast? Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champagne bubble. If you squeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop. Can you guess the riddle? 97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less. Can you guess the correct answer?
Answer: No. The answer is no. Notice how in the end it says "Can you guess the correct answer?" No, we cannot guess the correct answer.
Confusion!  Riddle Meme.
Confusion! Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.