Riddle: A lady lived on the 10th floor. One day she was going shopping. When she reached the bottom of the flat, she realised she had forgot her phone. In the elevator, she only went to the 6th floor and walked the rest of the way up in the stairs. Why is that?
Answer: She was a midget. She couldn't reach the 10th floor button.
Riddle: A child is in a weight booth. A man comes and tells the child 'If I say your exact weight you will pay me £1000. The child agreed and the man won the £1000 pounds. How is this possible?
Answer: The man had made the deal of saying your exact weight so the man said 'your exact weight' get it bet you don't well no one ever understands me....