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Riddle: A woman with no driver license goes the wrong way on a one-way street and turns left at a corner with a 'no left' turn sign. A policeman sees her but does nothing. Why?
Answer: She's walking.
No License Riddle Meme.
No License Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: Once upon a time, in a temple, there were three deities: Truth, Lie, and Wisdom. The Truth Deity always told the truth. The Lie Deity always told the lie. The Wisdom Deity sometimes told the truth, sometimes told the lie. Unfortunately, those three deities looked exactly the same, so no one could distinguish them. One day, a sage came by and he differentiated them by the following trick: He asked the deity sitting on the left: "Who is the middle deity?"- "Truth", said the deity. He asked the deity sitting in the middle: "Who are you?"- "Wisdom", replied the deity. He asked the deity sitting on the right: "Who is the middle deities?"- "Lie", the deity answered. How could the sage distinguish the three deities?
Answer: The left deity is Wisdom; the middle one is Lie, and the right one is Truth. Explain: The left deity (L) said that the middle one (M) is Truth; therefore, L cannot be Truth (because there cannot be two Truth Deities!). M said he was Wisdom; therefore, he cannot be Truth. Thus, R is Truth. According to him, M is Lie and as a result, L is Wisdom.
Once upon a time, in a temple, there were three deities: Truth, Lie and Wisdom. The Truth Deity always told the truth Riddle Meme.
Once upon a time, in a temple, there were three deities: Truth, Lie and Wisdom. The Truth Deity always told the truth Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: When Miss Millie purchased her new parrot, the salesman assured her that it would repeat any word it heard. About a week later, Miss Millie returned the parrot complaining it hadn't uttered a single word. Given that the salesman had spoken the truth about the parrot's abilities, why wouldn't the bird talk?
Answer: The parrot was DEAF.
Not A Single Word! Riddle Meme.
Not A Single Word! Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: Captain Kirk of Star Trek has the usual left ear and right ear, but he also has a third ear. What is his third ear called?
Answer: The final front ear.
Captain Kirk of Star Trek has the usual left ear and right ear, but he also has a third ear Riddle Meme.
Captain Kirk of Star Trek has the usual left ear and right ear, but he also has a third ear Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: What can burn the eyes, sting the mouth, yet be consumed?
Answer: Salt.
Dangerous Food Riddle Meme.
Dangerous Food Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: Play my music, if you dare. Turn my crank, although I'm square. Stand back, or get a scare, when you see my surprising glare. What am I?
Answer: Jack-in-the-Box.
Play my music, if you dare. Turn my crank, although I'm square. Stand back, or get a scare, when you see my surprising glare.  What am I? Riddle Meme.
Play my music, if you dare. Turn my crank, although I'm square. Stand back, or get a scare, when you see my surprising glare. What am I? Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: If someone says to you, "I'll bet you $1 that if you give me $2, I will give you $3 in return", would this be a good bet for you to accept?
Answer: No. This is a situation where you lose even if you win. Assuming the other person is being wise, they would take your $2 and say, "I lose", and give you $1 in return. You win the bet, but you're out $1.
Crazy Bet Riddle Meme.
Crazy Bet Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: I am a word of five letters. Take away my first and I am the name of what adorns the estate of many of the nobility of England. Take away my first and second, and I am the name of a place where all the world was once congregated. Take away my last, and I am the name of a beautiful mineral. Take away my two last, and I am the name of a fashionable place of resort. I am small in stature but capable of doing a great deal of mischief, as I once did in London in the year 1666. What word am I?
Answer: Spark.
Five letter word riddle Riddle Meme.
Five letter word riddle Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: What word can be written forward, backward or upside down, and can still be read from left to right?
Answer: NOON.
Forward, backward or upside down Riddle Meme.
Forward, backward or upside down Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: There was once a girl who was always jealous of her sister. One day a genie appeared and told her that he was "half magic" which meant that he could grant her wishes, but her sister would always get two times more than she did. She had three wishes. First, she wishes that she was the richest person in the world, but her sister soon became the richest because she got two times the money. Her second wish was that she be the most beautiful woman in the world, but her sister gets twice as much beauty. What was her third wish?
Answer: She asks the genie to grab a nearby stick and beat her half to death.
The Genie: There was once a girl who was always jealous of her sister Riddle Meme.
The Genie: There was once a girl who was always jealous of her sister Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.