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Riddle: Why should doctors attend to window-sashes?
Answer: Because they have so many panes (pains).
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Riddle: I know what my job is, The point has been made. You say I have a big head, And you're right, I'm afraid. Put me in my place, And then leave me alone. What I need most, Is someone to drive me home. What am I?
Answer: A Nail!
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Riddle: Can you drop a full glass and spill no water?
Answer: Yes, if the glass is full of milk (or anything else but water).
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Riddle: Even though the odds are always in favor of the gambling house, why does the establishment insist on a house limit on stakes?
Answer: Every casino in the world would go bankrupt without a house limit on stakes. Without it, gamblers would keep doubling their stakes until they won. No matter how bad a losing streak they were on, they would eventually win.
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Riddle: I am the shortest complete sentence in the English language. What am I?
Answer: I am.
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Riddle: Round as an apple, Deep as a cup, All the King's horses Can't pull it up. What is it?
Answer: It is a well.
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Riddle: I'm a seed that's underground. Many like to spread me around. But my family it's said is quite insane. And if you've a low I.Q. you've this kind of brain. Eat me raw and I'll make you sick. Eat too much and your tongue will stick. What am I?
Answer: A peanut.
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Riddle: Why was the Easter egg hiding?
Answer: It was a little chicken!
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Riddle: A triangle has sides of 13, 18 and 31 inches. What is the triangle's area?
Answer: Zero.  The two shorter sides of a triangle, when added together (13+18=31), must be greater than the third or longest side (31) for it to be a triangle by definition.  Therefore, the result would be two parallel lines with an area of 0.
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Riddle: Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. Whoever knows it, wants it not. What is it?
Answer: Counterfeit money.
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