RiddleMeStumped

Riddle Count: 33
Riddle: There is a field with 5 haystacks. Next to it is a field with 4 haystacks. A farmer decides to move all the haystacks together. How many haystacks are in the field?
Answer: 1 giant haystack.
Haystacks Riddle Meme.
Haystacks Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: It is easier to understand the following riddle if it is read out loud. One knight, a king and a queen return home after a visit to their neighbors. The two inhabitants slept peacefully. How is this possible?
Answer: One night, a king and a queen returned home after a visit to their neighbors.
Knightingale Riddle Meme.
Knightingale Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: What do rich people want that villains often lose, God created that comes in all sizes and shapes?
Answer: Everything.
Who has this? Riddle Meme.
Who has this? Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: The _ doctor was _ to treat the patient because there was _. Can you use one word in three different forms, fill in the blanks?
Answer: The notable doctor was not able to treat the patient because there was no table.
One Word Riddle Meme.
One Word Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: One day, a King asked his advisers, "What should I do if someone touches my mustache ( mustaches are a sign of power)?" The first adviser said, "He should get his hair cut off and be hung." The second one said, "He should be stoned to death." The third, being the most clever of them all, said, "He should be given sweets." This shocked the advisers and the King. Why would the third adviser suggest such and idea?
Answer: Since mustaches are a sign of power, the only ones daring enough to touch someone's mustache, especially the King's, would be a child.
The Mustache Riddle Meme.
The Mustache Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: I am both strong and weak at the same time. I am hated, but I love my hate. I am everywhere. What am I?
Answer: A bully.
The Strong and Weak Riddle Meme.
The Strong and Weak Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: What does a basketball game, a riddle, and a pencil have in common?
Answer: They're all no good without a point. (Random Guy): You make a good point. (Me): That's kinda the point.
Common Factor Riddle Meme.
Common Factor Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: I am always intended to be accomplished at a set time, but end up being done much later. It's not that I don't want to be done, it's that there are things more important than me at the moment. What am I?
Answer: A procrastinator's plan.
Later Riddle Meme.
Later Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: When you're driving a car, what is the one thing you are guaranteed to lose when turning?
Answer: You are guaranteed to lose speed.
Around the Bend Riddle Meme.
Around the Bend Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.
Riddle: If I have it I don't share it. If I share it I don't have it. What am I?
Answer: A bag of chips. (The original answer is a secret but chips disappear faster.)
Share or Don't Share Riddle Meme.
Share or Don't Share Riddle Meme with riddle and answer link.