Riddle: Two girls ate dinner together. They both ordered ice tea, and the first girl drank 5 drinks in the time that the second girl took to drink one. All of the drinks were poisoned. The first girl lived, and the second girl died. How is this possible?
Answer: The poison was in the ice, and the ice melted in the second girls drink, while the first girl drank her tea so fast the ice didn't get a chance to melt.
Riddle: There is a 1 pound bag of bricks, and a 1 pound bag of feathers. Which weighs more?
Answer: Neither. Both bags weigh 1 pound, even though we all know that a brick is heavier than a feather, it still is neither. Probably, only 1 brick would weigh a pound, and about 1,000 feathers(or more) would weigh a pound. But they still weigh the same, so, yeah!
Riddle: Which utensil can go in the microwave without setting anything on fire?
Answer: A spoon. You see, forks, and aluminum foil can't be put in the microwave. This is because they have edges. Sharp, edges. This lets them conduct electricity and heat, making the microwave, and house set on fire. Spoons don't have edges at all, just curves to hold soup, corn, chili, etc. #Learn something today!
Riddle: There is a one-story house that is painted completely purple, and is made of wood. Everything inside is purple. The carpets, the beds, the tables, sofas, footstools, even utensils! So, what color are the stairs?
Answer: Non-existent. It's a 1 story house, remember?