Riddle:
Who do witches stop for on the highway?
Answer: Witch-hikers.
Riddle:
Why do witches buy magazines?
Answer: They like to read the horrorscopes.
Riddle:
How far is it from March to June?
Answer: One spring.
Riddle:
Which is the largest room in the world?
Answer: The room for improvement.
Riddle:
What's a plumber's favorite song?
Answer: "Singing in the Drain."
Riddle:
Why do Egyptian pyramids have doorbells?
Answer: So you toot-'n'-come-in.
Riddle:
What's the most romantic part about the ocean?
Answer: When the buoy meets gull.
Riddle:
If someone robbed you in the shower, what would you be?
Answer: An eye wetness.
Riddle:
What do goblins sing in the shower?
Answer: Rhythm and boos.
Riddle:
Why was the student's homework in his father's handwriting?
Answer: Because the student borrowed his pen.
Riddle:
When is a baby not a baby?
Answer: When it's a little cross.
