Riddle:
Did you hear about the soilder who bought a camouflage sleeping bag?
Answer: He can't find it
Riddle:
When was pork first introduced into the Navy?
Answer: When Noah brought Ham into the ark.
Riddle:
Knock, Knock!
Whos there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Answer: Ivan to suck your blood.
Riddle:
What do Japanese people wear to bed?
Answer: Tea-shirts.
Riddle:
When should you charge your electric toothbrush?
Answer: When you can't pay cash.
Riddle:
Why did Frankenstein's monster get indigestion?
Answer: He bolted down his food.
Riddle:
What should you say when you meet a ghost in your bedroom?
Answer: "How do you boo?"
Riddle:
What do you call an elephant's skin doctor?
Answer: A pachydermatologist!
Riddle:
Why was the fisherman arrested?
Answer: For packing a rod.
Riddle:
When is a bump like a hat?
Answer: When it is felt.
Riddle:
What did the faucet say to the shower?
Answer: "You're a big drip."
Riddle:
What is a comedians favourite food?
Answer: Cheese! Get it, cheesy jokes Plz comment!
Riddle:
What do angels sing in the shower?
Answer: Soul.
Riddle:
What does a rain cloud wear under their raincoat?
Answer: Thunderware.
Riddle:
What do you call a bus full of white kids?
Answer: A twinkie.
Riddle:
What wears an eyepatch and robs ships at night?
Answer: A vampirate.
Riddle:
Why did Silly Sarah race to the bathroom?
Answer: Her boyfriend told her he'd left a ring in the tub.
Riddle:
Why are pirates pirates?
Answer: Because they just Arrrrr!
Riddle:
What do you call a man with no shins?
Answer: Tony.
Riddle:
What do you call an out of work Ghost?
Answer: Lazy Bones.
