Riddle:
Why isn't the moon a good vacation destintion?
Answer: It lacks atmosphere.
Riddle:
How did hikers come across a patch of poison ivy?
Answer: The itch hiked.
Riddle:
How does a river flood?
Answer: When it gets to big for its bridges.
Riddle:
Why is an old man like a window?
Answer: Because he is full of pains (panes).
Riddle:
How do you make a violin laugh?
Answer: Tell it a fiddle riddle!
Riddle:
Where do zombies go for a night out?
Answer: Club Dead.
Riddle:
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
Answer: A Hoblin Goblin.
Riddle:
What does the cow say when he agrees with the duck?
Answer: The feeling is mootual.
Riddle:
Why did the banana run from the outlaw?
Answer: Because it was yellow.
Riddle:
What do you call 8 hobbits?
Answer: A hobbyte.
Riddle:
What do you get when you cross Santa Claus and a duck?
Answer: A Christmas quacker.
Riddle:
What does a skunk do when it gets angry?
Answer: It raises a stink
Riddle:
What snack does the Man in the Moon like?
Answer: Space-chips.
Riddle:
Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
Answer: To keep his wigwam.
Riddle:
What sings and has ten feet?
Answer: A quintet.
Riddle:
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Answer: A frog, he croaks every night!
Riddle:
What shows do prisoners like to put on?
Answer: A cell-out (sell out).
Riddle:
Where do dead outlaws go on a saturday night?
Answer: To ghost towns.
Riddle:
What is the difference between a hungry man and a glutton?
Answer: One longs to eat and the other eats too long.
Riddle:
Why are opera singers good sailors?
Answer: Because they can handle the seas!